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Morning Coffee

Don't Let Me Out. It's Not Safe...

Morning Coffee – Don’t Let Me Out. It’s Not Safe…

You know, I really love my morning coffee.
And I don’t get up until I have at least a couple of cups inside me.
The problem is, that until I have been sufficiently ‘caffeinated’ I’m really not safe to let loose on the world.

Earlier this week for example…

Crawl out of bed and amble to kitchen…
Put on kettle…
Spoon coffee granules into mug…

Tip in boiling water…
Go to fridge for milk. Extract red milk carton…
Return to kitchen with red milk carton
Pour gazpacho soup into coffee…

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