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Morning Coffee…..

The dangers of the early morning......

Morning Coffee

Wake up….
It’s dark….
But I’m awake….
Coffee….
Dressing gown…. Stairs…..
Trip over cat….
Kettle on….
Open door for dogs. Stand well back to avoid stampede…
Spoon coffee into mug….
Reach for sweeteners…. Damn! Run out….
Reach for sugar…. Yellow-topped jar containing rather nice, pale brown demerara sugar….
Spoon into mug….
Milk… boiling water…. stir…
Back into bed…. Aaahhhh…..
Sip coffee….
Aaarrrgghhhh…..

Return to kitchen to make replacement coffee using sugar instead of granulated garlic…..

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